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I still dont understand how all that game battles stuff works :$
I registered an account, but thats about all I did. I dont get it. My understanding was it tracked your stats and clans battles and stuff? Like people online will be like "do you have gamebattle? Lets 2v2 clan fight!!!" and Im like "uh....".

Someone fill me in? :$

thats the 2 vs 2 battle ladder.
u sign up with a teammate an get put on the roster*ladder* to fight whoever challenges an u can also challenge.
u can make a score card *i think* but it will keep track of stats an ect for u.
or u can join the 1 vs 1 single event as well.



*for the whole layout page go to here*
http://resistance.ps3.gamebattles.com/join_list.php

Im still lost lol but aight. So I have to find a partner then and then I can sign up I suppose. I dunno, gotta wait till I buy resistance tho. I was gonna have to pay 20 bucks to renew my game pass for blockbuster... so I just took it back lol. But Ill be goin to the store when I can to pick it up. With Senior Prom comin up tho Ima be out major dough, so hopefully i can scrounge somethin together to pick up resistance ;|

if you play someone head up you both could rep an take the win an it'll go to our score card.just make sure you get their 4 digit id for thier clan. something like a on the spot scrim.

an as for prom just remember that all you need is enough money for the motel room!!!

major set back if not
an dont use protection!
unless you had to get a last minute type of date.

is this your recipe for little Legends, Legend? no protection... trust me, USE SOME FREAKIN PROTECTION unless you want to spend the next 18 years paying CHILD SUPPORT! (Legend, I can't believe you've stooped this low in your recruiting practices! We can get enough people, no problem, we don't have to breed our next gen of Legends!) LOL!

What's our clan id anyway? I had someone asking me for it and I'm clueless.

LOL

Dont worry, Im gonna go out and get resistance tomorrow actually. So Itll be all good.

Then once i figure out game battles Ill start puttin up W's for RoL

THATS RIGHT , THATS RIGHT!

senior prom, i got one thing to say, go stag.
trust me. if u take a chick, then u have to pay for the tickets, then a corsage (dont know if thats how u spell it), then a limo or some sort of transportation, then legend the motel room.
unless ur going with girlfriend, go stag.

nice guys finish last, and chicks always want a bad boy. dont be the friend, be the booty call. dont call them back the day after either.
use and abuse, hump and dump, wam, bam, thankya maam, type ish.
just feed her some booze and shell loosen up, but not to much though cause u might end up playin babysitter, instead of her sittin on ur face. boooooooooonnnnnnnnng. i know, i know, bad impersonation of jay. but honestly, go stag, cause chicks dig mystery,"oh hes not with anyone, wonder why, wonder what hes all about, maybe ill dance with him.", and bam, next thing u know, u two are at the after party upstairs, in ur buddies parents room scoring with that chick. Man, did i just go thru that scenario.

well anyways, i suggest not listening to legends comments about no condom (even though he sounds likes hes kidding).
always strap up, even if shes on birth control, cause besides having a kid (which isnt the absolute worst thing in the world), u can get std, and fark herpes. u carry that shitt for the rest of ur life like luggage. and we all know what can kill you. so strap up

ok the break down.

buy your tickets outside the door. = cheaper , just dont let her catch you.if you cant bootlege the tickets , after , just say you lost them or blame the sh*t on her an go get drunk. that or you could just sneak in.or be slick an find out who's workin the door an set it up for the future to go in your favor. all you need is a lil game to run.

corsage? = not getting married , so tell her to wait for that guy to give her one. then she could put it on her leg not her wrist now thats how you compermise!

trade the limo in for a bike an give her a pump , explaining that the money for the limo is gonna have to wait for your spring break funds.
she should understand that.

im with himself on this one = booze her up! her tounge will loosen up like this. perfect advice if i dont say so myself , himself.
just pick up $1.25 shot bottle from the corner store an lace her sh*t when she's not lookin. look her deep in her eyes an whisper'babe its nothin personal , it's just a bootie thang an my thang wants your bootie!
now is this cat smoothe or what?!

the room = best bet is what i use to do. find an empty house an kick the door in. or put a matress in your garage so you can take her there. hey whatevers clever bro! some girls now a days just might amaze you with what theyre willin to do an go through for you an not even seem or act the type.

the dreaded goodbye!!!!!!!!! = after the dirty deed is hooked lined an sunk for the dunk , then you lay down for a horriable 2 to 3 minutes with the girl an then bounce up with a scared look on your face an say ' did you hear that?' play it off like someones coming an at the sametime push her to get dressed an out the door before someone walks in. she leaves scared of getting caught with no problem.
tricks of the trade my boy. use them well.


*well thats how i got them outta my room as a youngin!*




*important notice*
never been to a prom an i was banned from all school activities.no joke.caused a riot durring a school pool party an that was the last i ever seen anytype of activity pertainning to school. not because of the riot , but because i just couldnt stay outta jail. have fun bro!!!
enjoy the time your gonna have an never get back.
*that last line is probably the deepest an realist youll see me get*

Wow! Legend, I never knew you were so damn romantic! If I weren't married, and a homo, I might ask YOU to dance! Especially since you might go through all the trouble of kicking a door in or finding an extra mattress on the side of the road... How special! Sometimes I wish I was a chick so someone could wait on me hand and foot like that! Now I got some game to try on my wife, THANKS LEGEND!!!!

Lmfao. Thanks guys for all the great tips and tricks. Your like the GameShark of Romance . Special thanks to Legend The Love Doctor.